- A Consumer’s Report
By Peter Porter
The name of the product I tested is Life, I have completed the form you sent me and understand that my answers are confidential.
- I'm not sure such a thing
should be put in the way of children –
it's difficult to think of a purpose
for it.
- I'd agree it's a popular product,
it's even got into the language; people
even say they're on the side of it.
- So finally, I'd buy it.
- But the question of a ‘best buy’
I'd like to leave until I get
the competitive product you said you'd send.
A Consumer.doc 
